December 2011
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I'M FINALLY WRITING AGAIN.
To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you're...
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Ugh.
There’s this jacket that I’ve really wanted for a long time because it’s PERFECT, and since my parents didn’t want to buy it for me I decided I would even though I’m saving up for my Chicago trip in the spring, and then today it went on clearance- meaning FOREVER GONE IF YOU DO NOT BUY IT RIGHT NOW and I was all set to buy it but they didn’t have it in my size...
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Hello, new followers!!!
Thanks for following and I hope my occasional crazy rants don’t cause you to hate me. I normally put them under “read more”s but sometimes I’m too enraged. xD
And remember, my ask is ALWAYS open! (:
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Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
Harry Potter: Have - what?
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mom: what
me: what
my otp: breathes in the same room
me: holy shit
me: oh my god
me: oh my fucking god
me: oh my god they're sharing the same air
me: they're so in lov-- OH M YGOD THEY LOOKED AT EACH oOTHER
me: IM GONNA DIE
me: I CANT LIVE
me: i love you
Okay.
I have decided that I am going to go clean my room and stop looking at pictures of the Harry Potter cast on Tumblr because if I don’t stop I’m going to turn into a useless puddle of tears on the floor WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME TODAY
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Last night I had a dream...
that I was the president of some huge movie production company of some sort, and I was only 17 so nobody knew except a few people, and I had this huge like… presentation/meeting type thing with all sorts of actors and producers and cameramen and like everybody involved in any sort of film industry ever, and since I could blend in with the crowd I was sitting in the audience to see how we...
I wish I could just be happy.
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Why I Hate When People Call Me Obsessed With Harry...
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone released in the U.S. in 1998- I was three. Obviously, at that point in my life, I wasn’t quite mentally capable of devouring a novel, but my Gramma bought it, along with the Chamber of Secrets when it released in 1999, and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and the Goblet of Fire in 2000. By this point, I was about 5 and a half. I only saw her and my...
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me: and my friend was like-
friend: what friend
me:
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me: I DIDN'T MEET THEM ONLINE WE USED TO GO TO KINDERGARTEN TOGETHER AND THEN THEY MOVED TO ANTARCTICA FACEBOOK RECONNECTED US I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS
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Why I Hate High School- A "Brief" Example
Okay, here’s the thing. If you don’t like someone, fine. Don’t like them. That’s your deal, not theirs.
But if you don’t like someone, and yet they still treat you with respect and kindness, you sure as hell better give them that much in return. That means no calling them insensitive, heartless, (untrue) names for no reason other than that you’re having a bad...
SWAG. →
superpasta:
BASKETBALL SWAG:
HUMAN BICYCLE SWAG:
SWINGING BICYCLE SWAG:
CHAIR SWAG:
BULLET SWAG:
THIS MAN HAS SWAG:
FINGER-SKATER SWAG:
FINGER-ELEPHANT SWAG:
EVEN THIS WATER HAS SWAG:
Falling down swag
Going down stairs swag
And then there’s me:
boy: i just masturbated lol
friend: lol me too *high five*
girl: i just masturbated lol
friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night
“According to a new census report, nearly 1 out of every 2 Americans has fallen...”
– Seth Meyers - Weekend Update 17/12/09 (via cokesnlfan)